Humor geek:

Popup Blocking
Stop annoying popup ads in their tracks with IE’s built in popup blocker (SP2 only).

Tabbed Browsing
Screw that. It will only confuse basic users, so instead of making itan option, we just didn’t implement it at all. Oh wait… there goesour browser market share. Our next release will have tabs.

Privacy and Security
You think we got security holes? That’s just because people are alwaysgunning for number one. Take a look at that article up there. Now thatpeople use Firefox, magically it has flaws too.

Fits Like a Glove
We know exactly how big your hand is. Well we at least have a prettygood idea. I mean, come on. We do contol your entire operating systemalready.

S, M, L or XL—It’s Your Choice
As long as your choice is Microsoft’s choice.

A Developer’s Best Friend
Because all the developers work for us. And we pay them… so they’d better be our best friends.